A creative answer to the shared by Mr. Trump during the presidential debate of 2024 that Haitian immigratns are eating cats, dogs and pets in Springfield, Ohio.
Lyrics
In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs,
they’re eating the cats,
they’re eating the pets,
of the people that live there.
they’re eating the dogs
they’re eating the cats
they’re eating the pets
of the people that live there
People of Springfield
please don’t eat my cat
Why would you do that?
Eat something else.
Meouw!
People of Springfield
please don’t eat my dog
here’s a catalogue
of other things to eat
2x:
they’re eating the dogs / wo wo wo wo
they’re eating the cats / meow meow meow meow
they’re eating the pets
of the people that live there (together)
they’re eating the dogs
(instrumental cat impro)
they’re eating the cats
(instrumental cat impro)
2x:
they’re eating the dogs / wo wo wo wo
they’re eating the cats / meow meow meow meow
they’re eating the pets
of the people that live there (together)
Solo, with concerned dog listening:
In Springfield they’re eating the dogs
the people that came in they’re eating the cats
they’re eating they’re eating the pets
of the people that live there
and this is what happening in our country